An attempt at gratuitous self promotion, at your benefit.

This is one of those things I probably should have given more thought before throwing it all out there on Twitter, but so be it.

I’ve decided to cook personally for the 500th person who email subscribes to this blog. Just type in your email addy and click the button under “Email Foodie Alerts,” minion.  And just to keep the quick-starters motivated, I’ll also choose one randomly from the earlier numbers.

Also, as indicated on the Twitters, I’ll have to have control of the details. If you live in another state, well, you’ll have to settle for something I can ship to you. If you only eat raw unicorn spleens, then you may want to go elsewhere. And if you’re a stalker wanting to kill me and eat my flesh for the meal, please, don’t. I’m awfully bitter.

I will come to your reasonably nearby home, or a place of business, within the state of Arkansas. And I can cater to special needs such as allergies, gluten intolerance, and a kryptonite-like reaction to bananas. Believe me, I can relate.

So, join on, foodies. There are big things to come, currently in the works, and you want them in your inbox.